I shoulda married a pharmacist

[ailbhe]

There was an old lady who swallowed a pill
I don't know why she swallowed a pill
Perhaps she's ill

There was an old lady who swallowed a tonic
That fizzled and twizzled and gurlged harmonics
She swallowed the tonic to cope with the pill
I dunno why she swallowed a pill
Perhaps she's ill

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[pocketnaomi.livejournal.com]

There was an old lady who swallowed a draught
T'was too much by half, but she swallowed the draught.

She swallowed the draught to wash down the tonic
That fizzled and twizzled and gurgled harmonics
She swallowed the tonic to cope with the pill
But I dunno why she swallowed the pill
Perhaps she's ill

...Next verse, anyone?