I shoulda married a pharmacist

[ailbhe]

There was an old lady who swallowed a pill
I don't know why she swallowed a pill
Perhaps she's ill

There was an old lady who swallowed a tonic
That fizzled and twizzled and gurlged harmonics
She swallowed the tonic to cope with the pill
I dunno why she swallowed a pill
Perhaps she's ill

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[pocketnaomi.livejournal.com]

There was an old lady who swallowed a draught
T'was too much by half, but she swallowed the draught.

She swallowed the draught to wash down the tonic
That fizzled and twizzled and gurgled harmonics
She swallowed the tonic to cope with the pill
But I dunno why she swallowed the pill
Perhaps she's ill

...Next verse, anyone?

[ellipunk.livejournal.com]

There was an old lady who swallowed a beer -
Now wasn't that queer, to swallow a beer..

She swallowed the beer to chase the draught
She swallowed the draught to wash down the tonic
That fizzled and twizzled and gurgled harmonics
She swallowed the tonic to cope with the pill
But I dunno why she swallowed the pill
Perhaps she's ill

[pocketnaomi.livejournal.com]

There was an old lady who sawllowed an ice
It wasn't nice, but she swallowed an ice.

She swallowed the ice to chill the beer
She swallowed thebeer to chase the draught.
She swallowed the draught to wash down the tonic
That fizzled and twizzled and gurgled harmonics.
She swallowed the tonic to cope with the pill
But I dunno why she swallowed the pill.
Perhaps she's ill.

[d-h.livejournal.com]

(apologies if this posts twice- I had trouble the first time, and I haven't seen anything that looked like it worked).

There was an old lady who swallowed an infusion
To add to the profusion, she swallowed an infusion
She swallowed an infusion to calm the...

[elissaann.livejournal.com]

There was an old lady who swallowed a tablet
She asked the doctor, "D'you know what I have yet?"
She swallowed the tablet the counteract the...

[megamole.livejournal.com]

There was an old lady who swallowed a spoon
The doctors will see her in A+E soon -
She's been a loon

The medics are worried about diagnosis;
The answer that fits, as far as they know, is
She swallowed too hard when taking her cure;
They're not really sure...

[d-h.livejournal.com]

There was an old lady who swallowed a pharmaceutical
For a germ to kill, she swallowed a pharmaceutical
...