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ailbheIf you breastfeed exclusively, your period won't come back until you introduce solids.
If you can talk through them, they're not real contractions.
You mustn't [anything] while you're pregnant or breastfeeding.
It's ok never to sterilise bottle-feeding equipment (especially when it's said to someone seeking advice for a newborn).
You need to prepare your breasts for breastfeeding by [arcane and painful ritual].
You have to / must never attempt to set a routine for the baby.
I forget the rest, because it's hot and I'm very very pregnant today. And I have an NCT coffee social this afternoon with ONE attendee so far. And she has a bump, not a baby, which may well make it even harder to talk. I may scavenge some others up somehow.
If you can talk through them, they're not real contractions.
You mustn't [anything] while you're pregnant or breastfeeding.
It's ok never to sterilise bottle-feeding equipment (especially when it's said to someone seeking advice for a newborn).
You need to prepare your breasts for breastfeeding by [arcane and painful ritual].
You have to / must never attempt to set a routine for the baby.
I forget the rest, because it's hot and I'm very very pregnant today. And I have an NCT coffee social this afternoon with ONE attendee so far. And she has a bump, not a baby, which may well make it even harder to talk. I may scavenge some others up somehow.
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Date: 2006-07-18 03:15 pm (UTC)...
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Date: 2006-07-19 12:23 am (UTC)My current varient on it (how could I have forgotten) is:
"Don't cry while pregnant. If you cry a lot while pregnant, your baby will experience it, and when baby is born, will be melancholly and cry a lot for no reason."