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If you breastfeed exclusively, your period won't come back until you introduce solids.

If you can talk through them, they're not real contractions.

You mustn't [anything] while you're pregnant or breastfeeding.

It's ok never to sterilise bottle-feeding equipment (especially when it's said to someone seeking advice for a newborn).

You need to prepare your breasts for breastfeeding by [arcane and painful ritual].

You have to / must never attempt to set a routine for the baby.

I forget the rest, because it's hot and I'm very very pregnant today. And I have an NCT coffee social this afternoon with ONE attendee so far. And she has a bump, not a baby, which may well make it even harder to talk. I may scavenge some others up somehow.

try also...

Date: 2006-07-18 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squishsplash.livejournal.com
Birth is completely natural. Just go to a log cabin in the middle of nowhere all by yourself, where there is no chance of doctors interfering, and you will have the most beautiful experience!

You should only put on [sepcified weight] while pregnant.

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