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A couple of days ago I wrote that motherhood is when you swallow your own vomit because you're mopping up that of your infant. Now I know it's also when you have diarrhoea but you don't go to the bathroom because you are trying to soothe your also-sick infant to sleep and she's nearly there.

I mean, I'm kind of used to this, because the birth injury was a long time ago now and is non-trivial. But ew. Gross.

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Date: 2005-10-14 02:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oldbloke.livejournal.com
Is there anybody here who's never ever not even once in their whole life pooed their pants?

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Date: 2005-10-14 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tiggsybabes.livejournal.com
With young children though, you stick your own toilet needs to the bottom of the queue don't you ...

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