Placing my order

For my next baby I would like...

Slightly coarse, curly or frizzy hair, so that it looks ok even a few hours after brushing, and perhaps some days might look ok even unbrushed. I like the sleek fine look but it's a bit revolting if unbrushed after being slept on and I prefer not to flinch when I see my children, which means limited rat-king nest effects. OR a child who will tolerate a haircut. Or both, of course.

Normal feet with ordinary anklebones that take a standard Clarks or StartRite E or F shoe, so I can buy things in non-specialist shoe shops sometimes, where they are much cheaper.

A sleeper, who likes a pouch sling at least as much as a buggy.

Good strong teeth.

High tolerance for sudden loud noises. And sudden loud siblings. Luckily I seem to be good at those.

Also, if it could arrange to be a boy, a girl and a puppy all at once, the children will be delighted, because they can't make up their minds.

(Linnea occasionally says that maybe the second twin was hiding behind the first baby in the picture.)