So cute and adorable help help am exploding from cute attempt to transcribe in real time

Linnea and Emer are having brunch
And handing each other the ham
And asking each other can they hear the toast crunch
And helping each other spread jam

Linnea is anxious that Emer's ok
"Don't cut yourself Emer, be careful with knives!"
Emer has handed the knife to Linnea
"Zhoo do it." "OK, this way is alright."

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"Zhoo cut my one?"
"OK, num num num num."
"Yaya cut - Yaya, Yaya ta da!"
"More cutting to do, look see, more cutting to do."
"Me cut, me - me me me me - there!"
"You try it. Like that. Num num num num. I've got lots of toast."
"Oh wow. Yaya. There there there there that!"

Now Emer is singing a song. And opening the ham packet again. She can't do it - she handed it to Linnea, who opened it for her. Linnea is dividing up the ham. Emer says "Me! Me need four ham on! Four ham!"

Emer says "One. One ham. One ham. Oh! Cat!"

Linnea says "Cats are scared of yoomans."
Emer says "Oh. Go away?" [presses ham onto toast] "More?"
Linnea says, "That's four Emer."
Emer says "More?"
Linnea's mouth is full, she says "No" through a big pink mouthful of ham.

Oh, I love my girls so much. And they just plain don't need me. Except when they do.

(no subject)

Emer: Me halp zhoo?
Linnea: No. I don't need any help right now, thank you.