Need to eat food; have hunger pains in digestive system after stomach. Stomach, unfortunately, swirling rebelliously such that I'll have to bypass it.
Have kitchen knife, funnel, and garden hose. Further bulletins as events warrant.
Last night, after we got back from dancing, we took a handtowel, a pill injector, three cats, and four worming tablets. I wrapped and scruffed the cats, Rob opened their jaws and pinged the pills at the backs of their throats. It was all very easy and straightforward.
No, really, it was.
I have also managed to eat, though not to drink anything hot yet. For some reason, hot is bad.
A BBC Radio 4 person has just actually said "By Jove!" in awe. This is a truly marvellous nation. Jolly good.
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