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50 year old man: Go on, use my pump!
4 year old girl: No!
50yo man: Go on, it's a really big one!
4yo girl: No!
50yo man: Go on, up and down, that's right.
4yo girl: [silence]


It was hilarious and slightly creepy at the same time. I find the way my mind picks up on these things a bit alarming. No part of my maternal instincts felt that the child was at risk in any way, shape, or form, but I still recontextualised the dialogue. Sorry.

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