A star unborn...

[ailbhe]

Principles... or fame?

Conversation with glitz at 2005-04-07 21:18:11 on Ailbhe (aim)

Ailbhe: Linnea is destined for international seedy TV fame!
glitz: Good lord!
glitz: Has she become a lady priest?
glitz: Is she an ultramarathoner?
Ailbhe: Footballers Wives Television series want to use her ultrasound image
glitz: good lord! NEKKID LINNEA ON TRASH TELLY!
Ailbhe: Yes
Ailbhe: the idea of allowing her to be used like that is appalling but Iwish I could find out if they're willing ot pay us money
Ailbhe: they say "It could be anice story totell her when she's older"
glitz: it is true.
glitz: it will be.
glitz: and you shouldn't do it without the money.
Ailbhe: I think I might never, ever tell her
glitz: bwa haa!
Ailbhe: "There was a TV program that we never watched but was in a lot of very bad magazines, and you were in it, sort of, but we never saw it, and that's why we can afford a jacuzzi."
glitz: she will never be able to sell her story to Heat! now!
Ailbhe: It... lacks that blurry, sentimental, reminiscing feeling.
glitz: what, the photo?
Ailbhe: No, the television series
glitz: and, nonsense. by the time she is 18, people's personal memories will be entirely colonised by celebrity culture and Big Brother.
Ailbhe: Heh
Ailbhe: "Oh my, like, god, she was like on realityvision before, like, she was even born, you know, like?"
Ailbhe: There should be a whatever in there somewhere
glitz: yes! she, like, is preprogrammed for FAME and CRAP COVER SONGS.
glitz: dude.
Ailbhe: We could do it to celebrate her first birthday
glitz: a cover song?
glitz: omg! you could mock up a cover of Heat! with the ultrasound as the cover pic!
Ailbhe: "In memory of your first birthday, here is the video of you being used to pose as a bleach-blonde plastic-surgeon's-model married to a thug with no neck's baby.
glitz: and a fake interview and MAKEOVER SUIT
Ailbhe: *laugh*
Ailbhe: I may have to post this conversation to LJ
glitz: hee! go ahead!
Ailbhe: I will post it. Edited a bit probably.
glitz: *tremble*
glitz: ok!
glitz: make me funnier!

Comments

[glitzfrau.livejournal.com]

Now you make ME fameuse! You Svengali, you.

[mouse-h.livejournal.com]

Aww you gonna do it?

[k425.livejournal.com]

k3w1!
How did they know about the ultrasound?

[(Anonymous)]

do it! do it!

awww, I think you should.

But - and I want to make this *quite* clear - only for the money ;-)

LBs

Julie (paradox)