5 things I do that other people want to do, and vice versa

[ailbhe]

I don't work. I mean, I have no employer. I am, in fact, a lady of leisure.
I have a garden with strawberries and blackberries.
I have three cats.
I eat what I like when I like.
I assault my house with nails and saws and paint and so on. I like DIY.

I don't write. Haven't for ages.
I don't knit.
I don't sew much.
I don't paint, and even when I do, it's nothing like as good as it ought to be.
I don't domesticate very effectively.