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The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Linux: Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
No. Hear that? Just No.
Junkfood: Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
This one is really strange. I buy almost all organic food, except for tinned baked beans and fish fingers, which I almost never eat.
vi: Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
Sorry, the only reason I used emacs was for the paragraph formatting, and now I have par.
Free BSD: The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
I keep meaning to try BSD some day. But Debian is so... normal.
Politics: Stop caring!
Um, was there an image about politics in there somewhere?
Environmentalism: Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Bollocks to that.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%): Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Ahem. I'm Irish. Ahem.
Industrial (70%): Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Is this because I recognised a Nine Inch Nails logo?
Religion (70%): Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
UNIX (75%): Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
You hear wrong.
Brand Names (60%): Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
True. I was offered a pair of trousers recently; they were perfectly good trousers, but they had a recognisable brand name label visible while wearing them, so I refused them.
X11 (60%): I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Huh?
Hippyism (73%): Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Free love is generally unwise when it means unlimited unprotected promiscuous sex. Patchouli is an acquired taste. Other aspects of hippyism have strong appeal for me.
Macintosh (80%)

'bout that.

I am 44% CANADIAN!!!
(Take the Canadian-ness test)

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