My tweets

• Fri, 18:43: RT @GaryLineker: It's not your teeth we want to see, it's your heart. https://t.co/WmJoBEXZq5
• Fri, 22:17: Dear god above I just sat on a cat.
• Fri, 22:25: I hate that I miss Cameron. Fucksake.
• Fri, 22:37: RT @notbadnews: One of my favourite observations about children ever. https://t.co/vlDDsSMVAw
• Sat, 07:39: RT @itsmotherswork: Nonsense paper written by iOS autocomplete accepted for conference *boggles* https://t.co/nZ75Dca1XZ
• Sat, 07:41: RT @MichaelRosenYes: Michael Rosen: Money has no passports https://t.co/4SDGm6BpTr
• Sat, 09:12: RT @stianwestlake: I'm sure no-one would be so immature as to troll the Sun by voting for Gary Lineker to win a Sun-sponsored TV award, usi…
• Sat, 09:13: RT @rudydotca: truly astonishing photo -- look at their faces, every one is horrified, except the lady drinking coffee, who's like "i got t…
• Sat, 09:14: It's weird how this isn't universally recognised as a terrible thing. https://t.co/dkfP5kmLpL