My tweets

• Mon, 17:38: RT @sandyd68: Oh ffs https://t.co/UmssXFhJBd
• Mon, 19:43: Just thought about this again. 6yo children can be quite creepy. https://t.co/PBZyvFrlRT
• Mon, 20:27: That's nice. https://t.co/Cqht70cexN
• Mon, 21:13: RT @McDougallSophia: My local @Tesco is the size of a small country. There are lost, swallowed villages in there where they still speak Ang…
• Mon, 21:13: RT @McDougallSophia: Expedition parties who forgot the way to the exit and have built shrines to strange, terrible new gods in the frozen m…
• Mon, 21:13: RT @McDougallSophia: The motionless bodies of shoppers who fell in battle at the bargains section. Some say they will rise again when Engla…
• Mon, 21:13: RT @McDougallSophia: So if I'm going to visit that vast, afflicted realm, @Tesco, knowing I may never make it out, I at least expect there…
• Mon, 21:13: RT @McDougallSophia: And not that bullshit with cranberries in it, @Tesco. Just normal Wensleydale. It's not Christmas.
• Mon, 21:52: RT @Book_Krazy: ME: The new girl is a vegan BOSS: so Me: I feel like I've met her... BOSS: STOP ME: but I know... BOSS: DON'T ME: i've neve…
• Mon, 23:10: RT @VP: Proud to marry Brian and Joe at my house. Couldn't be happier, two longtime White House staffers, two great guys. https://t.co/0om1…

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