To Do today in this house

Make flapjacks
Make banana muffins
Roast pork tenderloin for dinner (Do two, and have one for leftovers!)
Water plants
Strip bedding and launder duvets-being-used-as-mattress-topper
Put clean bedding in Spare Oom just in case of sudden guestage
Put air cooling unit from L's room in loft
Get down playmat thingy for laundry (launder tomorrow?)
Buy more breakfast cereal and frozen veg (instafood! it's the greatest!)
Buy more rice milk in large and portion-sized cartons
Wash and bleach bits of aircon unit L posted food into
Wash and bleach plastic basins
Write more of the nomination for Community Midwife of the Year for my lovely midwife (see about having her canonised)
Write more about tandem feeding

Stupid cows

So I ate milk yestrday. How do I know this? The 19-day-old's stomach is distended, she's farting like a stag party after the take-away curry and she's miserable as sin. Really miserable sins, like despair, not fun ones like fornication.