Meme about God, religion, other stuff

[ailbhe]

1) Do you believe in God?
Sort of.

2) Define God.
The one I sort of believe in is basically that which is good; the good in all people, animals, clouds, whathaveyou. I anthropomorphise it, of course, but that's what it is.

3) What religion were you raised with?
Just-in-case Roman Catholicism.

4) Do you practice that religion?
No, but I still sing some of the music.

5) Your most spiritual moment?
Er. I'm not sure I have them. My sense of the spiritual is pretty closely tied to the physical, so I get moments of awe and gratitude and things linked to all sorts of things, like babies and flowers and trees and snow and seeing the rings of Saturn through a telescope and oceans and evolution and the scale of the universe and painting and eating and people I love and seeing big distances like from the top of the hill or the edge of a beach or a boat and...

6) The last time you were in a house of worship...
I had tea and biscuits.

7) Death is...
Going to happen.

8) How do you picture the end of the world?
Urgh. In the depths of 3am. I grew up with nightmares of nuclear holocaust. I try not to think about these things any more.

9) God has spoken to you...
ORLY?

10) If so, what did God tell you?
ORLY.

11) Do you feel that most wars started because of religious conflict?
Feel? Surely it would be easy enough to count them and decide? No, I think they mostly started because of greed and fear.

12) Does life exist on other planets?
I assume it does.

13) Have they made contact with us?
Er, no.

14) Do you believe that we are descendants of Adam and Eve?
Sure, why not? My mother told me that Adam and Eve might have been apes, though.

15) Do you believe in evolution?
Like God, my (or your) belief in it has no effect on its validity.

16) Do you believe in astrology?
It exists.

17) Do you read your horoscope?
Yes.

18) If yes, why?
I read *cereal packets*.

19) Have you ever been in psychotherapy?
Yes.

20) If yes, why?
Because intermittently I am maaaaaaaaad, I tell you, maaaaaaaaaaaaad!

21) Do you believe in reincarnation?
Sometimes.

22) If reincarnation exists, what would you like to come back as?
Er. If it exists I won't know what I come back as or that it was what I wanted. This sentence no sense.