My tweets

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• Wed, 13:46: RT @Pandamoanimum: May he have to wash up a whole sink full of bowls that have had Weetabix in them but weren't put into soak. #CurseBoris…
• Wed, 13:46: RT @AnHughesJustin: #CurseBorisJohnson May the bicycle lane of your ambition be blocked by the broken down truck of remorse
• Wed, 13:46: RT @vashtherat1: May all your items in the bagging area be unknown #CurseBorisJohnson
• Wed, 13:46: RT @lotusflowerldn: May you always be in the longest passport checking queues when entering any European country. #CurseBorisJohnson
• Wed, 13:48: RT @electoralreform: Nicky Morgan calls for 16-year-olds to be allowed to vote https://t.co/HppIqTZmfD Great to see growing support among s…
• Wed, 13:48: RT @SimonLLewis: Brexit, at 51.9% of a 72% turnout, would be insufficiently democratic for industrial action under the Trade Union Act 2016.
• Wed, 13:51: Phone contact has been made with the group of children. https://t.co/Olez8aMQ4P
• Wed, 13:52: RT @TV_PCC: Been abused because of your race, sexuality, disability, gender id or religion? Report to police on 101 or to @TVhatecrime on 0…
• Wed, 13:54: RT @arepty: IKEA in US recalls 36 million dressers because of six accidental deaths in 27 years. Guns, on the other hand, are not a proble…
• Wed, 14:01: RT @tds153: The final scene of The Italian Job is a near perfect metaphor for our current position. There's even a little Union Jack on the…

• Wed, 14:05: RT @trillingual: Whatever you think of Corbyn, if he goes you lose one of the few senior English politicians who unambiguously defends migr…
• Wed, 14:05: RT @ChrisCr711: NEW PM?? MP STEPHEN CRABB is taking family with severely disabled child to court to MAKE them pay the BEDROOM TAX https://t…
• Wed, 14:22: RT @HeardinLondon: The #safetypin thing is a lovely idea, but please, please don't let it be a substitute for taking real action, dialogue…
• Wed, 14:23: RT @MicroSFF: "In a thousand years you'll look back at this and... What?" "You forget, most people only have seventy, eighty years." "I'm s…
• Wed, 14:23: RT @secretspartacus: #PostRefRacism https://t.co/CbKGF9MrE3
• Wed, 14:23: RT @Hellodoris: So tell me how Brexit doesn't affect normal people. Just been told I don't have a job at the end of next month.
• Wed, 14:23: RT @Chairmanbenr: if anyone tells you that brexit dosen't effect normal people, my wife and I have just been told the company we work for i…
• Wed, 14:24: RT @boodleoops: The irony of being told to accept the result of the referendum and move on from people who've done nothing but moan about E…
• Wed, 14:26: RT @miss_s_b: OMFG https://t.co/qwccUm7ooJ
• Wed, 14:27: RT @beckybarnicoat: What a difference a fortnight makes. https://t.co/P23NPlNb5n

• Wed, 14:32: RT @AbiWilks: We're potentially doing what the National Front want, then. That's where we are at. That's the people we're bending to
• Wed, 15:41: RT @jimwaterson: Sarah Vine accidentally emailed a member of the public with an email setting out Michael Gove's leadership plotting: https…
• Wed, 15:42: RT @Joannechocolat: Graffiti near my house. Says it all, really. https://t.co/fGEnigvMgm
• Wed, 16:01: RT @mrmarksteel: I wrote this last Wednesday. Sometimes I frighten myself https://t.co/vRCTNcpjp2
• Wed, 16:19: RT @itsmotherswork: Belarusian president accidentally ​sparks international striptease << Well, at least Cameron hasn't done this. https:/…
• Wed, 16:24: RT @aliceisms: 2015 politics: ed miliband eats a sandwich a bit weirdly 2016 politics: everything is on fire
• Wed, 16:24: RT @MirandaKeeling: Woman at the hairdressers looking out the window: Rain. Hairdresser: Karma.
• Wed, 16:25: RT @typicalfeminist: Don't forget a woman in Indiana is currently serving 20 years in prison for a miscarriage. https://t.co/LDmVp7Jpg9
• Wed, 16:26: Oh that's nice. I'm so glad. https://t.co/P2axTyJ1iP
• Wed, 17:07: RT @pseudomonas: We only got them then because govt didn't like Jews* coming here. https://t.co/6ucGDP7kdq *e.g. my g'g'grandparents https…

• Wed, 17:23: RT @SangitaMyska: All 26 schoolchildren who went missing in the Brecon Beacons have been found safe and well, mountain rescue teams said.
• Wed, 17:23: RT @chmasu2: At the Pitt-Rivers museum, Oxford. Tried to unknot cord & accidentally set off the alarm. #oops #notsorry https://t.co/U2bS0iv…
• Wed, 17:25: RT @lfeatherstone: It's true - credit never given where it's due (if you're LibDem) https://t.co/mPlEQTlcvR
• Wed, 18:00: RT @chatty_kate: "It's just a gesture." Yes. That's right. It's a gesture. That's what it is. You got it. And...why are anti-racism gesture…
• Wed, 18:01: RT @ben_doughnut: There may be trouble ahead, But while there's moonlight, And music and love and romance, Let's all emigrate to France.
• Wed, 18:03: RT @WalesGreenParty: Nearly 5000 people have signed a petition to stop UKIP chairing climate change committee @WalesPolitics https://t.co…
• Wed, 18:07: RT @po8crg: Who would have guessed in 2003 that Iraq would last longer than the UK?
• Wed, 18:09: RT @stevenperkins: Obvious solution: combine Heterosexual Pride Day with British Independence Day, call it We Don't Understand Context Day.
• Wed, 18:09: RT @mrchrisaddison: I'm pretty sure it's The Doctor we need by this point. https://t.co/gBNYKibk96
• Wed, 18:14: RT @ilegal: Very good > So let me get this straight... https://t.co/HZw47gcOoP

• Wed, 18:15: I really do feel like I've been crying for a week.
• Wed, 18:15: RT @Alotron: I wonder if anyone's looked into the role Facebook is playing in spreading and embedding stupidity.
• Wed, 19:10: 12yo had a long shower. With the curtain hanging outside the bathtub. Now we get to see how good our new flooring is, I guess.
• Wed, 19:24: RT @AlexWhite1812: 6. We now expect the UK's public debt burden to reach 100% of GDP by 2018 https://t.co/Qj3cjsHAcj
• Wed, 19:25: RT @trishgreenhalgh: Dr Vytenis Andriukaitis, insulted by Farage ("you've never done a proper job"), offers a dignified blog (in English) h…
• Wed, 19:25: RT @getreading: Whitley children's home is is filled with joy and laughter https://t.co/5vfBB5i6FV #Rdguk
• Wed, 19:58: RT @HendinArts: At RCA Degree Show. Cops here as student physically attacked by white English lady for being Muslim. Brexit not legitimisin…
• Wed, 20:00: RT @Josie_Cluer: Hurrah! https://t.co/qHMUXkFBYg
• Wed, 20:31: RT @pippa_pemberton: Come join the new #Greensurge! @TheGreenParty is where it's at for progressive politics and a visionary plan https://…
• Wed, 20:32: RT @pippabartolotti: Apparently we have 50 new members joining us every hour. People want PR and they should get it. https://t.co/PhPh6k7ptr

• Wed, 20:32: RT @cyclingkev: School cuts of 8%; 1 in 12 staff to go. ❌Class sizes up. ❌Individual attention down. ❌Subject choices reduced. ✅Support our…
• Wed, 20:59: RT @mockduck: It does feel like an awful lot of people are going to be discovering @TheyWorkForYou over the next few weeks.
• Wed, 21:52: RT @CEOLewis: Social workers in some areas have five times as many children in their caseload as in others. https://t.co/ZYlS3wU1mT
• Wed, 21:53: RT @CCriadoPerez: Hey there people sending MPs death threats in some twisted attempt to support Corbyn, did you ever stop to think... https…
• Wed, 21:55: RT @stuartcarlton: Wow! This is fantastic, what a great idea! @CIPhilVickers https://t.co/sH1uaTTGtH
• Wed, 21:55: RT @Elliot_Eastwick: Easily the best tiny behind the back wanker sign you'll ever see. https://t.co/kTbmr9KzVj
• Wed, 22:51: RT @Jsoosty: Example very close to home of a child I know well being asked, 'when you off then, paki?' in the playground Friday am. Has bee…
• Wed, 22:53: RT @RichardHCooper: Angela Eagle abstained from Welfare vote, voted for Iraq & against Chilcot, voted for bombing Syria, Tuition Fees & str…
• Wed, 23:11: RT @Natt: By the way, the Conservative Party just broke the UK. Any time we want to start talking about that, that would be fine.
• Thu, 05:58: Wow Radio 4 man, no shame. Jeepers.

• Thu, 06:01: RT @suzyg001: Is it official now that 'children in need' have become 'children in need of help *and* protection'? https://t.co/VkY7k5Gbz2
• Thu, 06:04: RT @craftybookworm: This whole thread is perfect British piss taking Good to know that this guy has his priorities at straight https://t.c…
• Thu, 06:05: RT @nicgibney: Got mouthed thank you from 2 diff people on tube today, then they tapped where my #safetypin was. Solidarity smiles from oth…
• Thu, 06:23: Just saw the phrase "feint praise" and was delighted.
• Thu, 06:59: Morning snuggles and a game of "you make me happier than... chocolate cake!" "Well you make me happier than KITTENS!"
• Thu, 07:16: RT @jimwaterson: New Zealand offers to lend the UK the negotiators required to do a trade deal with EU, because UK barely has any. https://…
• Thu, 07:18: RT @sarah_hilary: I hope this story gets the coverage it deserves today >> BBC News - Mary Seacole statue to be unveiled in London https://…
• Thu, 07:20: Johnson wanted to use water cannons May said no, but possibly just cos the asker was Johnson May wants to do away with the Human Rights Act
• Thu, 07:37: Relying on private generosity to fund education is such good news. https://t.co/D17WIEQGf6
• Thu, 07:38: RT @anghyflawn: Amazingly, I see people saying 'EU people shouldn't worry, loads of non-EU immigrants live here with no issues'

• Thu, 07:38: RT @anghyflawn: Well, this is how much a work visa for just over 2 years costs a family of four, including babes in arms https://t.co/XWjW3…
• Thu, 07:59: This is lovely and joyous. https://t.co/lxqgTuI4Gf
• Thu, 08:03: RT @chiller: I would love to know why we seem to have two main political parties and a press who actively mean this country harm.
• Thu, 08:34: RT @AlexFinnis: Michael Gove said he never wanted to be PM. Strange, it's not like someone backing the Leave campaign to lie about somethin…
• Thu, 08:34: RT @acgrayling: Interesting: a 66% vote is needed in the Commons for a GE out of fixed term, but not for huge EU exit decision??? https://t…
• Thu, 08:36: I want a picture of the Dublin Area Rapid Transit going in spaaaaaaaaaace https://t.co/KUS542y7X3
• Thu, 08:37: I don't want Theresa May for prime minister. I want Judi Dench.
• Thu, 08:49: RT @alexvtunzelmann: Yes, I'm posting the cartoon again. https://t.co/5jhEdOm7JC https://t.co/P9xZon4dmn
• Thu, 10:15: RT @NUS_Vonnie: Just throwing my hat in the ring for Tory Leader, since everyone else is. https://t.co/hXaaDhKb2C
• Thu, 10:23: RT @MaamBerry: We at @HantsPolice would like to reassure that there's been no spike in hate crime related incidents reported in our two cou…

• Thu, 10:24: RT @MaamBerry: Hate crime is unacceptable & we'll respond robustly to all incidents. Report hate crime on 101 or @CrimestoppersUK. In an em…
• Thu, 10:25: RT @lecanardnoir: Beginning to think that every morning now someone should do a "Previously, on Brexit…" summary before we launch the next…
• Thu, 10:27: RT @arwelgriffith: Breaking News: Freddy Krueger and the reanimated corpse of Jimmy Saville join Tory leadership race. Both seen as comprom…
• Thu, 10:27: RT @MxJackMonroe: Politics in 2016: https://t.co/utTZ3IpU0U
• Thu, 10:28: RT @lmdasneves: 'Fascism arrives as your friend' not declaring war and persecution...via @MissEllieMae from @MichaelRosenYes https://t.co/8…
• Thu, 10:31: RT @Shelter: New govt. stats show almost 58,000 households made homeless in only a year – a rise of 31% in last 5 years. Homelessness crisi…
• Thu, 10:31: RT @joswinson: Death threat to MP's child. What a world. We must remove the hate from political debate. https://t.co/JlCuC0tsaZ https://t…
• Thu, 10:37: RT @cllrholbrook: Probably worth remembering that whilst chaos rains local Cllrs are still going about the business of representing people…
• Thu, 10:38: RT @girlonthenet: If you're complaining that the Human Rights Act covers humans you don't like, then you are the reason we need the Human R…
• Thu, 10:41: I'm going to sew all the duvets in my house together and everyone can come and hide under them.

• Thu, 10:42: RT @urchinette: Yesterday I tweeted my book's cover. https://t.co/gnBLmKnIRR The back cover (also by @Awnen) is equally gorgeous! https://t…
• Thu, 10:51: What exactly is the advantage of monolingualism?
• Thu, 11:09: Redcurrants ripening. https://t.co/DudtDDdnOl
• Thu, 11:41: RT @sunny_hundal: Here's the bit where Boris Johnson ruled himself out of running for Tory leadership https://t.co/b1yoQp1CnA
• Thu, 11:43: RT @NathanDitum: I'm FUCKING FURIOUS that a pair of dinner club pals have carved up the UK for no fucking reason and will now both walk awa…
• Thu, 11:45: RT @stephanieboland: Crabb, Fox, Eagle, Sturgeon - this is the weirdest Animals of Farthing Wood tribute ever
• Thu, 11:46: RT @blablafishcakes: Libert�, �galit�, fraternit�, stupidit�.
• Thu, 11:49: RT @TechnicallyRon: BRITISH POLITICS IS RIDICULOUS. WHAT IS HAPPENING. I CAN'T FOLLOW ANY OF THESE SUBPLOTS. THE WRITING IS TERRIBLE.
• Thu, 11:52: RT @DavidAllenGreen: So: still only June. Already Article 50 notification shifted from "straight away" to September to now "end of year".…