My tweets

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• Sat, 13:58: RT @TroyEricG: “it’ll be interesting to see what life has to offer.” —Michelle Obama. May 26, 1996. https://t.co/WMWseiopeU
• Sat, 14:03: RT @DawnHFoster: Tiny Clapham toddler driving down the pavement in a miniature replica Jaguar, which is a new one. Parents, alas, had to wa…
• Sat, 14:04: RT @Reading_CF: Meadow Madness is well underway in the Forbury until 4. Currently the O'Gara School of Irish Dance are on. #rdguk https://t…
• Sat, 14:08: RT @mahliaamatina: In the name of art does anyone have any washing line photos plz? I need countries that aren't in green #washinglines htt…
• Sat, 14:08: RT @Lucy_Worsley: I actually hurt my foot while doing the said stamping. https://t.co/UwLlw2y8TQ
• Sat, 15:59: RT @nytimes: Our top 10 comments of the week https://t.co/sxCXnrliBE https://t.co/0mQlvu0cU7
• Sat, 18:06: RT @anna_bayla: My favorite bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly, Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking…
• Sat, 18:29: RT @dats: .@HumzaYousaf just gave his swearing in oath in Urdu. Look how great it sounds: https://t.co/mvPqRucslx
• Sat, 19:35: Lady in dungarees with trees and balloons and hippy yay!
• Sat, 19:36: RT @PennyRed: 'It's a pop song contest that Europe holds each year instead of going to war.' 'Are the singers very good?' 'No. Let me expla…

• Sat, 19:37: RT @urchinette: #eurovision fashion commentary: 3 year old: Another onesie! 6 year old: No, they're dungarees like you used to wear. 3YO: T…
• Sat, 19:39: RT @npaa_uk: Several of our police officer members were diagnosed with Aspergers in their 40's - it doesn't just affect the young https://t…
• Sat, 19:41: RT @emeraldfennell: Backing whistlers. Why has no one thought of this before? So moving. #EUROVISION
• Sat, 19:42: RT @maureenjohnson: This very handsome man has survived a volcano with three guys from IT. #interpretations #hun #eurovision
• Sat, 19:48: RT @computerfact: haha remember when computers were the size of a room? now they cover the surface of the planet and are in low orbit so wa…
• Sat, 19:51: I love this woman's costume. Ha!
• Sat, 19:54: RT @rubyetc: Who shot the entire contents of a Claire's Accessories through a cannon at this woman #eurovision
• Sat, 20:22: RT @clanwilliam: Croatia. Hmm. Alien meets traditional Japanese court dress. Then goes with jazz water sleeves.
• Sat, 20:22: RT @marykmac: I think she's Darth Dolores from the Cranberries? #Eurovision
• Sat, 20:33: RT @maureenjohnson: This is fine, #esp, but Russia is backstage walking on the ceiling. #Eurovision

• Sat, 20:36: RT @LauraEms_: This guy would stand outside your bedroom window reciting sonnets until your dad got the garden hose out. #Eurovision
• Sat, 20:36: RT @fractalbears: "Crazy is the new black" no, it's my life. Same as many others. 2016 ffs, catch up #Eurovision
• Sat, 20:36: RT @Ade_on_drums: Just imagining the #Eurovision stage floor turning blue and displaying "Windows has encountered a problem and needs to cl…
• Sat, 20:42: RT @daredviIs: https://t.co/GMMTx6c4R8
• Sat, 20:48: RT @davidschneider: If you thought the Ukraine song finished a bit early it’s because Russia annexed 30 seconds of it. #Eurovision
• Sat, 21:01: ... what?
• Sat, 21:22: RT @FUCKB0YHOWELL: Accurate map of Europe for those who are confused #Eurovision https://t.co/Y6GPwTHIwN
• Sat, 21:22: RT @latentexistence: Someone should make a playlist from all these. #Eurovision
• Sat, 21:22: RT @severedelays: I'd totally buy a Swedish music compilation album of that lot. #Eurovision
• Sat, 21:25: RT @etherealluna: Can we make ant and dec sing lets get ready to rumble next year

• Sat, 21:45: RT @ickle_tayto: I do hope this international star interval doesn't become a regular thing. While local interval acts can be naff they can…
• Sat, 21:45: RT @NateLanxon: Unless he plays Crimea River. Go on, Timberlake. #eurovision
• Sat, 21:47: I would watch the parody annually. https://t.co/BS4Ty6clNQ
• Sat, 21:51: RT @tauriqmoosa: *bangs desk* I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT EUROVISION IS AND GOOGLE IS MAKING FUN OF ME https://t.co/S3cGqwJ4Kj
• Sat, 21:51: RT @epalmerbrown: @tauriqmoosa Eurovision is how we decide who has to host the next Eurovision. 😐
• Sat, 21:57: RT @AliceAvizandum: I should explain #Eurovision. Lately, instead of wars, Europeans battle our worst musicians and then vote on how scared…
• Sat, 22:01: RT @jk_rowling: Loving the attitude from Georgia. 12 points for Ukraine, nothing for Russia and they sent a vampire to deliver the news. #E…
• Sat, 22:16: RT @desktophippie: I am seeing two camps on who Ireland should send to the #Eurovision next year. Some want U2, the rest want The Rubber Ba…
• Sat, 22:18: RT @johndavidblake: "So, what are you saying?" "It's the fascism, Mr President." "Not that they're jealous of my bear pics?" "No, Mr Presid…
• Sat, 22:19: UKRAINE WINS

• Sat, 22:20: RT @GerryMcBride: "Hello, your 12 points go to?" "Hi! First I'd like to say that..." "YOUR 12 FUCKING POINTS PLEASE" #Eurovision
• Sat, 22:24: RT @mmmroos: THIS is why I love ESC. https://t.co/ikaDwzWpC2
• Sat, 22:35: Oh it just got interesting.
• Sat, 23:24: RT @DougalMacGuire: The winner is.....MY LOVELY HORSE!!! #Eurovision https://t.co/icpeWYGfXQ
• Sat, 23:35: RT @jon_weir: What to show people when they wonder why #eurovision is so popular. https://t.co/0sJ8UiqJPO
• Sun, 00:47: RT @JamilahLemieux: RT this if a man has followed/chased you, or yelled out things about your body. https://t.co/Q3monUH1hM
• Sun, 06:57: RT @guardianworld: Pig’s head found outside German chancellor Angela Merkel’s office https://t.co/RHcvNCwjPp
• Sun, 07:05: RT @David_Bressan: Danish Inge Lehmann, who proposed the existence of earth´s core based on seismic profiles, was born May 13, 1888 https:/…
• Sun, 07:45: RT @low_vanessa: My running legs got stolen today at #DesertChallengeGames @IPCAthletics. please help me find / replace them! ❤️🙏🏼 https://…
• Sun, 07:57: I'm still trying to think of a cultural context which makes sense of the straitjacket joke. Tum te tum horrible jibe at mentally ill tum te.

• Sun, 08:32: RT @itsmotherswork: Ouch. https://t.co/mN89U26xDo
• Sun, 10:12: RT @itsmotherswork: Doctors are told to curb overuse of oxygen in hospitals https://t.co/Xjor6gcZkm
• Sun, 11:24: RT @rachelcoldicutt: I'm going to be sending this to everyone for ages. "The World is Designed for Men" https://t.co/5LqmL76Aka (via @azeem…
• Sun, 11:38: RT @chiller: UN peacekeepers are raping children in the Central African Republic. PLEASE sign this & RT #predatorypeacekeepers https://t.c…