- Thu, 12:08: BBC radio 1 confused eldest by broadcasting NY countdown at noon.
- Thu, 15:53: RT @jacksonh: Daughter now recognizes the noise my phone makes when I get an Airflow alert and says "daddy, why are there bugs in your code…
- Thu, 16:10: RT @sgelliott: Joan Bruton being pulled through six inches of water in a canoe is a marvellous image. May as well be a sedan chair.
- Thu, 16:13: RT @DelsolClaire: @WellNowUniverse @Sharrow_ie "Imagine a world where women love thankless drudgery and there are no men... Now add a fuzzy…
- Thu, 18:56: I have 526 people following me. I wish the ones who aren't real people would say so.
- Thu, 19:45: Oh. The dishwasher fault is a problem with the inlet hose. I guess that's tonight's entertainment sorted.
- Thu, 19:46: RT @thepunningman: [interview] Boss: Your CV says eggs, milk, bread Me: That's right [cut to supermarket] Wife: Excuse me, where are the at…
- Thu, 21:57: RT @standupmaths: Sure 2016 is not divisible by 5 like 2015, but it is divisible by EVERY OTHER SINGLE-DIGIT NUMBER. 4th time ever. Max pos…
- Thu, 23:33: 5yo feels guilty as too tired to stay up until midnight AND feels guilty that I'm snuggling her in bed instead of downstairs with my friends
- Fri, 00:43: For 2016 I will get better, not worse. I will rest more. I will take respite BEFORE I'm suicidal. This is my year of self-care.
- Fri, 00:47: RT @terryandrob: Thank you one and all for your support through those difficult days. Happy New Year of the Sneezing Panda - let's hope it'…
- Fri, 01:10: Hootenanny is a combination of people I'm surprised are still alive and people I think are too young to be on telly.
- Fri, 01:34: Paper heart on my pillow when I got into bed, made by 5yo at some point in the last two days. Happy 2016. https://t.co/knNIYXb6Qp