My tweets

• Sun, 13:06: RT @oneofthosefaces: if you handed me this and then I discovered it was actually yoghurt, peach and apple they would never find your body h…
• Sun, 13:27: RT @insanityreport: This happened in 2009. 2009. This isn’t some “it was a long time ago” shit https://t.co/27RMEzppON
• Sun, 13:32: RT @WellNowUniverse: This should be rolled out for the entire public service https://t.co/1ljgd658vL
• Sun, 13:32: RT @bourgeoisalien: They say video games make u violent, but hundreds of years ago we burned people alive for being witches so probably hum…
• Sun, 14:09: Your periodic reminder that @notbadnews retweets things which are not bad news, and would appreciate help finding these things. Thank you.
• Sun, 15:15: RT @MirandaKeeling: Little girl counting the steps up to Whitby Abbey: 27, 28, 29, 29, 29, 29... Her mum: 30? Little girl: Nope. I plan to…
• Sun, 15:17: RT @rakeshsatyal: Someone should create an app that delivers Indian snacks and call it Snapchaat
• Sun, 15:41: Thinking again about how the "first 7 jobs" meme tells you whose parents paid for everything until they left home.
• Sun, 17:31: RT @AutisticZebra: How being white literally saved his life. https://t.co/Akssu7C7bN
• Sun, 19:27: @ReadingBK Do you guys have bikes for sale at the moment?

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