My tweets

• Wed, 12:38: RT @LisaLibros: A "serious complaint" from one of our Enid Blyton fans. @hodderchildrens @EnidBlytonClub https://t.co/BPnrLrH2h5
• Wed, 12:45: RT @ICELEVEL: CUNEIFORM TABLETS ARE MAKING KIDS STUPID AND LAZY- THEY SHOULD BE MEMORIZING MYTHS AND EPICS TO BE RECITED VIA ORAL TRADITION…
• Wed, 12:48: Or an affordable house in London. https://t.co/DtRWLPdITj
• Wed, 12:57: RT @davidschneider: PM: “Can I say migrants not refugees?'” “OK” “Can I say swarm again? Please!” “Soon. Just stick with ‘bunch of migrants…
• Wed, 12:57: RT @Natt: Any comics want to go and do a gig for a bunch of migrants? DM me if you do... (and please RT to comedian friends who may be inte…
• Wed, 13:47: RT @MerylORourke: My Grandfather was number 29487. We're all one economic disaster, birth lottery and hysterical government away from being…
• Wed, 13:57: RT @ShappiKhorsandi: My parents, uncle and aunt are coming to dinner. ALL TOGETHER NOW! 🎶 'I've got a lover-ly bunch of immigrants' 🎶
• Wed, 19:39: Online shopping with @sainsburys . Searched for "folder" and got… cigarettes and cigarette filters. Not stationery. Ooookaaayyyyyyy.
• Wed, 20:26: Hurrah, bedtime! Traditionally a time of snapping, arguing, mild panic, and swearing leaving things until tomorrow will be FINE!! Hurrah.
• Wed, 21:22: RT @getreading: Police release image of man in connection with train sex assault. Can you help? #RdgUK https://t.co/2QqzDepOnF https://t.co…

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