DADDY, MY HIDING!

Rob: Oh dear! Emer's gone! Is Emer under the bed?

Mysterious Voice: No, my no-ot!

Rob: Is Emer... in the saucepan?!

Mysterious Blanket: [quivers madly with excitement, suppressed giggles escaping as from pressure cooker]

Rob: Is Emer... behind the curtains?

Mysterious Voice: I in HE-AH!

Rob: Is Emer... under the blanket?!

Emer: YOU FOUND ME I WAS LOST!

Rob: There she is!

Audience: ded of laff, applause

Breakfast

White flour, rice milk, eggs, mixed spice, sugar, yeast, warm water -> bread.

Black coffee.