New word!

CUSE.

This means "Excuse me," which means "Get out of my way or I will push you until you move."

What on earth am I teaching my children?!

(no subject)

Wawa - water
Daddy - tidy (all these words sound the same!)
Bow - bowl

Appearance

I've shaved my hair off again. I got tired of spending 15 minutes subjugating it every day, and really, really didn't want to resort to Product.

And I've been thinking about stretchmarks. I'm not sure what they look like. When I was heavily pregnant I had lots of purple lines, but I really can't tell whether my skin has any remaining signs of them. My skin changes so much from place to place on my body that it all just looks kind of normal to me, and I can't really tell if some of it is supposed to be the shameful frightening stretchmarks of women's-magazine fame.

I'm going to have another go at lipstick soon. And perhaps henna. I think I need to get my hair sunbleached first though.

It was really nice to feel water on my scalp again. My hair is too thick, usually, unless I wave my head around a lot underwater.