Definitely not better

"The peasants are revolting."

In my innards.

In other news, Meg is coming to visit, bearing TimTams, which I have never tasted. I intend to learn the Tim-Tam Suck. She's being a little delayed as someone stole her purse while she was queueing to buy her train ticket, so she has to get AmEx to replace her travellers cheques. But she'll get here. A nice policeman was offering to put her on the train to Reading anyway, just to get her to her friends.

We intend to feed her Sweeney's Pies, for the True Reading Experience.