How long will I live?

If you continue maintaining healthy habits, you'll want to plan for a maximum life expectancy of 96 years or more.

Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 125 lbs.

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you are:
1. Age
2. Gender
3. Diet

The two biggest negative factors that you have going for you are:
1. Family health
2. Smoking

What a day

What a day, what a day, what a day, what a mighty [fill in the blank] day.

I am very tired, my house smells funny, and I think I'm heading for an anxiety attack. But I can't work out what to do to stop it.