I want to rend something limb from limb.

I'm just having a peeculeearr day. I've had 'flu, which is awkward, and I've been doing some careful negotiation with someone whose English is very, very bad (though better than my grasp of zir native tongue), who wants me to help publish zir writing on a website I maintain, and who won't let me edit for clarity.

Oh, also I've signed on again, which means that I still get my jobseekers allowance, but also that I still don't have a job. Nobody wants me! Which sucks, because I'm not the least intelligent, versatile, and competent bear in the woods.

And my cat can make smells like no other.

And I'm tired, dammit, and I have lost my appetite but I'm hungry.

I just have this feeling that ripping something warm and living limb from limb from torso from spinal column would be very satisfying. I'll probably go beat up a pillow instead.