Stupid cows

[ailbhe]

So I ate milk yestrday. How do I know this? The 19-day-old's stomach is distended, she's farting like a stag party after the take-away curry and she's miserable as sin. Really miserable sins, like despair, not fun ones like fornication.

Comments

[haggis.livejournal.com]

I'm torn between genuine sympathy for Emer and smiling at how lovely you all look in that icon.

[clare-s.livejournal.com]

Sorry to hear Emer is reacting to the milk thing

[k425.livejournal.com]

Argh, sorry to hear about that. I hope it works its way through her quickly and I'm sorry you still have to avoid dairy.

[supermouse.livejournal.com]

I am so sorry for you and for Emer, now I have stopped laughing myself silly at the clever and elegant choice of words. I'll save that for somewhere. If only I had a sigmonster, I would give it She's miserable as sin. Really miserable sins, like despair, not fun ones like fornication. as a sig.

[barakta]

Ugh, sympathies for poor Emer. I hope she is feeling better soonest!

[karimel731.livejournal.com]

Hey girl! It's Melissa, I was a part of august_2006 under the name "little_crab"... hope you remember me...

I was wondering if you could give me a little bit of advice on a few things. You seem very educated on being a mom and your advice to others is always great... I'm a first time mom and I'm not really going out of my mind, but just have a lot of questions to ask. You can friend me if you want, or not, hehe.

Let me know if it's okay with you, and I hope your new baby is doing great :)

[pauamma]

Ugh. I hope she gets better fast. :-(

[ailbhe]

I never remember anyone. But ask all you like. I recommend asking in parenting communities though because, well, I don't actually know everything - that's just an act I put on for the popular press.

[brightsoul.livejournal.com]

i wandered over here from the babywearing community and this entry made me giggle. may i add you?

[ailbhe]

You may.

[brightsoul.livejournal.com]

done ;)