I used to think it was my fault that I could never walk properly in heels. Then I got rich enough to buy some Expensive strappy sandals in size EEE (presumably named after the noise people make upon seeing these great galumphy things) and realised that I was perfectly capable of being a Proper Woman after all.
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I used to think it was my fault that I could never walk properly in heels. Then I got rich enough to buy some Expensive strappy sandals in size EEE (presumably named after the noise people make upon seeing these great galumphy things) and realised that I was perfectly capable of being a Proper Woman after all.